I Do Wanna Be Your Lover Having These Unrealistic Expectations

Answer to:

If You Wanna Be My Lover, You Gotta Get With These Unrealistic Expectations

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  1. You must take care of all kids, while I play with them.

2. You must be tall and slender,but shorter than me.

3. You have to hate cars but be a great driver, but not better than me.

4. You must be great in your professional life, but not better than me.

5. You must be really sexy but not draw attention from other men.

6. Your dog must immediately love me more than he/she does you.

7. You must cook like a top chef, but not …

8. You must run like a gazelle, but not …

As you may imaging, being with me is devils dance on a knifes edge. I am very sensitive to criticism so get ready for a wild ride.

Oh and I love quiet nights reading a book or just snuggling in the living room.

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MatsTage is a high tech writer who has traveled the world creating your mobile network.

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Mats Tage Axelsson

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MatsTage is a high tech writer who has traveled the world creating your mobile network.

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